The joruney continued as we passed by many interesting characters and vehicles. Here you see some new age motorbikers with body armor, gloves, tees and flip flops. Long live!

Here is Prakhar again showing some of his creative photography skills. Yes, those are dorritos in the right corner. They are kept there so that we can stink up the system further just in case the junk food we ate during the trip did not do the trick. The guy sitting in between is Chandu and he must be thinking, why the fuck am I going along with these guys. He was in SD for a week of project and by ill fate he decided to join us on this trip. I guess, he will regret that decision through his life. Sorry Chandu!

raavan continued to drive through the dirty and crowded city of Los Angeles at steady pace, we were crossing magic mountains now.

We continued to pass some interesting cars and trucks. This was one such, I will leave it to your interpretation as to why it was weird.

Saurabh is probably wondering if this trip will materialize. The time was running fast and we were just outside LA.

Finally after crossing the arid and barren lands of SD and LA, we entered grapenvine where agriculture was happening in full swing. The central california agriculture belt is supposed to be one of the most fertile places in this country.

After about 300mi, it was time to stretch and change drivers. When we get a chance, we really stretch.

We got some coffee and snacks at IHOP to keep us awake for the next leg. Tiredness was already beginning to show on the faces. Heck, we are just 300 miles into the proposed 2600 mi trip.

There was more agriculture. Someone told me that the central agriculture belt of california produces about 1/3 of America's food grains. Amen!

We passed through more interesting vehicles.

Sacremento was our next stop and it was 247 miles away, it was my turn to drive now.

Prakhar caught a group of skool kids yelling inside the bus, I am not sure if they were crying for help, but he was happy to have his picture.

We had a quick pit stop some 100 miles into this leg to release organic gaseous material into the free atmosphere and get some more coffee. Some more words of wisdom from people who had been here. I am not sure if you can read them, but if you can it is funny. Prakhar wanted to pose with and he seems very happy after farting in the open air. He is even pulling up his pants after the act.

More agriculture...

and we continue driving...

thats me driving and you can see the concentration.

more cows now... mmm..I see steak and a nice greasy hamburger for dinner now.

finally we reached sacramento by about 8pm and you can see raavan stretching, he is really stretching.

I am pretty relieved to be off the car and so are the others.

Yes, you are right - after seeing all the cows on the way we had to eat some burgers :) There is no better place for burgers. Saurabh and I ate here while the rest of the vegetarian crew went on search of veggie delite :P

finally the veggie crew manage to find a taco bell serving bean and cheese delicacies.

raavan is not sure of he has to be impressed by the chicken tacos. He is still unsure.

chandu is asking for a custom order of a bean and cheese food it seems and apparently the waiter looks displeased with his custom order. After the meal, he was seen cribbing for the next 2 days about how bad it was.

The three meat eaters seem visibly happy with the dinner.

Saurabh is filling gas and he is starting to frown now. Raavan is wondering if the supposed to be efficient nissan altima is guzzling gas. It was saurabh's turn to drive now.

after about 120 miles, it was time to take a break to take a leak. Now thats some serious word play. I am proud of myself. We are seen dicussing shit here. Oregon border was still about 120mi away.

as we continue driving through the mountians and lakes, we finally see a small 3'x4' board welcoming us to Oregon. We immediately pulled over to the right and took some photographs at about 2.30 am in the night. At about 3 am we found a campsite near some lake and we wanted to sleep there for about 2-3 hours. By the time we set up the tent and slept it was 3:30am and we woke up around 4:30 am to start with the long second day.

By 5 am we started to drive again, it was raavans turn again. Oregon is boringly green. There are miles and miles of greenrey with too little people.


After 24 hours of continuous driving with 1.5 hours of rest, here we are with our tired faces. Chandu is definitely not impressed...

Being one of the chief architects of the trip, I am still trying to put up some smile...

raavan is also trying to help me...

saurabh is probably confused... probably thoughts like why the fuck are torturing ourselves is going through his mind now.

the photographer is fast asleep and snoring like a wild boar whose nose is smeared with fresh jalapeno extract.

Oregon is boringly lifeless and green. Oh, I already said that.

we continue on the 5 north...

portland is still about 91 miles away and we hope to meet some people there. Afterall, it is the capital city and a major metro.

At this stage we have completed 1025 mi on the car in less than 20 hours.

Finally, there are some indications of civilization and human settlement.

oh yes, we are in pdx baby!

alright, it is stretching time. We are seen dicussing if we should continue for the next 400 miles north to reach canada border or should we call it quits and return now. Finally, we decided that we will drive a bit into the WA state and then return back.

and so we enter into WA now... The first city is Vancouver.

Here we are sailing over the columbia river which runs across the border of Or and Wa. Glad Oregon and Washington are not in India. We know the consequences.

alright, he is not happy now. Too much gas.

The sun continues to belt us in Wa.

ahh... finally we were inside a pizza hut. We were very very hungry. The first thing I did was take a huge dump(really really huge) inside a restroom which does not close properly. And no, I did not coil up like randy marsh when doing the act. raavan stood guard outside to prevent people from accidentally entering in view of public concern and safety. Finally, I am relieved and wanted to eat a ton. I am frantically turning the 2 pages of the menu over and over again to find what to gulp.

after the meal, the smile says it all right? yes, we had some good food.

The return journey begins. It is my turn to drive and Saurabh is trying to catch some sleep using his towels.

we continue through boring Or until we find some rest area

and some coffee of course...coffee and smoke kept us going. ya, Mjs soul is currently trapped in Prakhar's body.


at this moment, saurabh is probably feeling like he belongs inside the trash can. That's how crappy and sick he is feeling.

we continue through green Or and enter into Ca now.


mt shaasta starts showing up the moment we enter CA.

We look for a place to park and rest for sometime. Living beings in CA are so disciplined that even pets obey the law.

we take plenty of pictures in the rest area with mt shaasta as the backdrop and we are all happy now.

these are the kind of informative maps on whihc the trip was based. it was random. All we knew was that we need to go on the I5.

saurabh started to drive now and the next stop was bay area. After many many hours of driving and tiredness, we reach SFO. Tired hands cannot take steady pictures. Prakhar was trying to disprove that and he failed. oh wait, doesn't it look artsy.

woohoo.. it is 2am and we are in the hip-pee center of the world frantically searching for the golden gate bridge.

After 30mins of searching, we drove past it and we were totally unimpressed :P Now, it was 3 am and we had to sleep. We searched for a campsite for sometime and since it did not materialize, motel6 was was our host. we finally slept peacefully for 5 hours till about 9 am.

alright, the bags are packed and ready to go.

we again drove by the goldgen gate bridge hoping to be impressed this time in daylight. After the round of photographs and usual posing, we started again.

the smile on raavans face indicates the obvious, yes baby, we were going to have some Indian food. My friend helped me on phone with the directions.

Saravana bhavan baby, time to cathc up with the idly, dosai and vadai adter a long time.

the food was needless to say, great. we ate a shit load.

and after a heavy meal, saurabh is disoriented.

a quick smoke and it was time to carry on.

this is what happens when you eat a ton on a hot afternoon.

raavan is still steady as always and driving after the heavy meal. Prakhar is giving him good company in the front.

1900 miles into the trip and still rolling...

instead of going on the 5, we drove south on the 101 because we were in hurry to reach SD. 101 is full of bikers, while negotiating with bikers like these, we got a hard earned ticket with 2 citations. It was a proud moment. In fact without it, the trip would have a boring long road trip. .

it was a double citation brother! the cop was definitely in a bad mood.

we kept driving and rested in a few places and continued. SD was still about 400 mi away. and finally we reached home at 2 am in the night with 2362 miles on the clock. PHEW!!! So, we ended covering this distance in 60 hours time with 6 hours of sleep. It is a July 4th weekend well spent. Looking forward to being part of many more weird trips like that in future.

PS: this whole article was written in less than an hour, I haven't checked for spelling and grammar. Please pardon me if you find too many errors.
PPS: please thank
Prakhar for providing all the lovely pictures. He gives a
rat's ass about your flowery words of encouragement. Thanks and hope y'all enjoyed reading it as much as we enjoyed being on the road.